A slightly less than comprehensive collection of the words and phrases that form the Penelopian Dialect
Noun
An alcoholic beverage of some description
e.g. We getting so gay of that Bob tonight!Noun
A bjork is an artist, usually of the musical variety, that someone is aware of and knows is famous, but has never heard experienced their art, and as such doesn't understand why they are so famous
e.g. Nick Cave is something of a BjorkNoun
A second phone you posses with the intention of spreading controversal opinions on social media, allowing for annonymitiy
e.g. I just tweeted furry erotica using my caviar phone.Noun
A driver, often of an automobile, that drives as if they were a partially senile eldery resident of a retirement home
e.g. I just got cut off in traffic by a total Gem LifeNoun
Guy who calls you weapon
e.g. Travis might actually be the guy who calls you weaponNoun
Green Oil
e.g. I put that green oil on everything.Expression
Good Game Weak Pussies
e.g. That game was miserable, GGWPNoun
Like a hand-me-down but no it's not
e.g. I got a damn hermit crab phone from my dad.Noun
He levelled up
e.g. Opium man be like, I levelled up.Noun
Weed, Marijuana, Cannabis, devil's lettuce, wacky tobacky, greener grass, grass, herb, green goblin, ganja, mary jane, doja, loud, reggie, reefer, kush, chronic, dope, pot, sticky icky, zaza etc.
e.g. (refer (reefer) to rule 112)Adjective
Totally, completely without a doubt sobre baby
e.g. I stone cold steve austin and I still had a great timeAdjective
To posses A uniquely Transgender kind of swag
e.g. Suki from 2 fast 2 furious has so much swag, she is quite Trannylicious.Noun
You really do though
e.g. seriously, you've got to.