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THE RULES

  1. If it ends in 9 i'll do it
  2. If potato salad is salad anyone can be
  3. Twitter in the front buisness in the back
  4. There's a fine line between gobbling and gargling
  5. If there's a silence I'll play hallway ambience
  6. A hand full of nuts is a healthy snack
  7. I always go prawns first
  8. If there's a Woolies there's a way
  9. I'll do it
  10. If it ends in a 9 I'll sink it
  11. If the corn is sentient I ain't fighting it
  12. If your a pirate you might as well be a lesbian
  13. Safety Schmafety
  14. If you check the time you might as well press the button
  15. I can never eat only 1 bowl of cornflakes
  16. Quiet down dance up
  17. I'm not gonna sleep with sticky in my hair
  18. Once a bonesman always a bonesman
  19. I'll do it
  20. If your frying there's gonna be grease
  21. If your gonna have steak and asparagus you might as well have a red wine balsamic reduction (5:43)
  22. You can't burn bridges but you can burn the land they stand on (7:05)
  23. You know what they say it takes 20 ❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖ to make a ❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖ (2:16)
  24. You gotta crack a couple ❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖ to make a ❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖ (2:16)
  25. It's 5 ❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖ to ❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖ for 1 ❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖ to ❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖ (3:00)
  26. Dr Pepper gets overzealous (6:15)
  27. You don't start with the ram skull (4:29)
  28. 5 hours of sleep is the perfect amount (1:11)
  29. I'll sink it (1:12)
  30. If you wanna have fun you gotta shimmy (5:34)
  31. Don't gloop on the rocks (5:53)
  32. If your glooping always order it on the rocks (5:53)
  33. if you don't know what rules 32 and 31 mean you shouldn't be glooping (5:54)
  34. A house that comes with free chicken is a house that I wanna live in
  35. ❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖ ate the 5 (3:12)
  36. There's a colony (3:26)
  37. 4 in the box 4 out (12:54)
  38. Eh er (12:54)
  39. I'll sink it (12:54)
  40. Don't fuck with the chuck (6:58)
  41. If I need to pee I need to be behind a p plater because they'll get you there (11:58)
  42. The duality of ❖❖❖❖❖❖❖ is not to be understated (7:26)
  43. Let the horses play (9:41)
  44. Nutsack more visible in directors cut
  45. That shit ain't analogue (6:48)
  46. I'm always weary of pegs (1:09)
  47. If your gonna finger nuts you gotta wash your hands first (5:54)
  48. Dr Pepper makes me nuts (6:22)
  49. I'll do it (6:22)
  50. Notion adjourned (6:34)
  51. Don't google bayford dolphin accident and go on images (11:54)
  52. Thank god I'm not an underwater welder (11:55)
  53. Always secure your hatch lest you explode under water (11:56)
  54. Who up crunching they carrot (11:58)
  55. You can't yo-yo sitting down (8:27)
  56. If your gonna close your eyes for all the sex scenes your gonna miss a lot (8:27)
  57. Good head talks (8:53)
  58. You can't just acapella the ugh in dare you have to play the song (9:04)
  59. I'll do it (9:05)
  60. 2d is illegal (9:05)
  61. You can't be scared of a man with a big head (9:06)
  62. You can't spell indubitably without bi (12:43)
  63. The only difference between ❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖ and ❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖ is the shrimp (1:02)
  64. That's a stack (1:23)
  65. The only difference between ❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖ and ❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖ is HR (1:02)
  66. There's something about brogan (yet to be remembered) (1:05)
  67. Gazette by day hitman by night
  68. When your going to ❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖, watch out for ❖❖ ❖❖❖❖❖❖
  69. I'll do it, I'll sink it, hell i'll even put a yo-yo on it (1:31)
  70. If you like it, then you shoulda put a yo-yo on it (1:31)
  71. NEVER! Confuse ❖❖❖❖❖❖❖❖ and David Cronenburg (1:32)
  72. Did you hear the one about the freaky scribe? (1:33)
  73. He was creaming and scryin (1:33)
  74. I really fucking like the word menagerie (1:43)
  75. Any cowboy born after the year 1899 doesn't know how to gun sling they only know sing about blue jeans, eat rodeo, be bisexual, yo-yo, go to steak, lenticular belt buckle and lie (2:26)
  76. We're all a little blue around the edges (Amy Blue that is)
  77. You know what they say always say, a cheeky chicken gets you to hit the hay later
  78. I can't keep anything from my liege (7:16)
  79. I'll sink it (7:17)
  80. I wanna try it (7:17)
  81. bite it (7:17)
  82. lick it (7:17)
  83. split it (7:17)
  84. pull it to the side (7:17)
  85. and get all up in it (7:17)
  86. wear em (7:17)
  87. post em (7:17)
  88. might remix it (7:17)
  89. I'll sink it (7:17)
  90. send it to the dare yeah I think he's with it (7:17)
  91. eat it up for lunch, yeah so delicious (7:17)
  92. oh! your in the brine. (11:27)
  93. If it exists you can pickle it (11:30)
  94. If water is brine anyone can be (11:30)
  95. Furrow my brow and call me Ernie (11:53)
  96. You wouldn't catch me dead on a peninsula
  97. A limp fry is a good fry (2:34)
  98. If I'm playing 20 questions my word is always Abraham Lincoln (2:38)
  99. I'll do it, I'll sink it
  100. If I'm playing infinite questions do not follow rule 98 (2:39)
  101. Nothing should ever be quivering (6:04)
  102. If quivers are quivering what are testicles (6:05)
  103. If quizzes are quizzical what are testicles (6:05)
  104. Puppets can't do lightning (9:33)
  105. If the yeti cool brothers show up I'm gonna start power scaling (11:56)
  106. Squeaky = freaky (3:29)
  107. Bird 1: oh no he's gonna kill us ||| Bird 2: don't worry he only has one stone (3:33)
  108. If it's best before it's not a rule (4:08)
  109. I'll do it (5:04)
  110. Avoid the wet threat at all costs (5:04)
  111. You can lead a horse to jeans but you cannot make it wear belt (6:59)
  112. Pass the patrick from the left hand side (9:40)
  113. Ass so big you gotta shake it (9:41)
  114. Clag on (10:05)
  115. Who up slurping they clag (10:05)
  116. Flash off, freak on (10:10)
  117. Everyone puts on a mask (10:12)
  118. Why the fuck not (11:40)
  119. I'll do it (11:40)
  120. Why the freak not (11:40)
  121. Why the rat not (11:40)
  122. Why the hawk not (11:40)
  123. if your buying patrick in the Taco Bell parking lot, you need more than you think you do (12:12)